A lot of people are asking why they should choose me, Ash, as president. And here are a few reasons that I can think of why:
People say i’m cute
That’s the number one reason that I believe would make me the best president. I’m cute so I can easily get my way. All I have to do is be my naturally shy and lovable self and people will automatically do as I please!
I’m low maintenance
Yep, I don’t require too much. All I need is food and time to go out of the house and play a little and that’s more that enough for me to be as motivated as I can be.
I’m always happy
I always like running around and just enjoying every minute of life. I can share this happiness with everyone! And with that…
I can make people happy
Feeling sad? I’m here to the rescue! I’ll go to you, cuddle with you, lick your face and that’s a guaranteed way to bring a smile. It always works, I tell you!
Loyalty is my forte
Ever thought that I may turn my back on my supporters? No way! I’m extremely loyal and once I believe that we’re great friends, i’ll always recognize you and be there for you.
I don’t (and never will) judge
I know everyone makes mistakes. Even I do, can you believe it? I once “accidentally” peed on the carpet. But I knew how to ask for forgiveness by looking at my parents in a very guilty way. This is why I know that when people make mistake, they can learn from it.
I have the capacity for greatness
I just know it! Trust me!
So again, I ask all of you, vote for Ash! Ash4President forever!