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ASH WILLIAMS

YOU COULD DO WORSE, AMERICA

No bullshit. No baby-kissing. Just hard-assed promises from a kick-ass candidate. Ash Williams is no ordinary man. He's fought demons from hell while chugging a cold, crisp Shemp's, and delivering one-liners that would drop your momma's panties. In comparison, running this country is a cakewalk...and he's ready to do it single-handed.

BUT, WHAT DOES HE CARE ABOUT?

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I can assure you my right hand will stay busy, America.


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I’ll bare all.


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Just like your aunt Cheryl, I like to stay past my welcome.


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