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ASH WILLIAMS

YOU COULD DO WORSE, AMERICA

No bullshit. No baby-kissing. Just hard-assed promises from a kick-ass candidate. Ash Williams is no ordinary man. He's fought demons from hell while chugging a cold, crisp Shemp's, and delivering one-liners that would drop your momma's panties. In comparison, running this country is a cakewalk...and he's ready to do it single-handed.

BUT, WHAT DOES HE CARE ABOUT?

Three C's 


"C" Se Puede


Get Cash


That's just basic economics.


Ash Will Cut 


You want to dance, muchacho?


Death and Taxes


They'll both get the axe, or the chainsaw.


Better Out Than In


Let it out America.


Jobs


Don't forget rim.


PC Police


I tell it like it is.


Vice-Prez


I can assure you my right hand will stay busy, America.


Redacted


I’ll bare all.


Three Terms


Just like your aunt Cheryl, I like to stay past my welcome.


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