Hello dear humans! The name’s Ash, the next and bestest President the world will ever see.
You wanna know more about me? Hmm.. where should I start…
I live in a house with my parents. I like running around to chase after inanimate objects which drives my parents nuts. I don’t get why they don’t just help me!
I eat twice a day. Sometimes thrice a day if I constantly bark at my parents and put my paws on their laps. They seem to like that. They get the hint, thankfully.
I like rolling around outside. It feels so good. My parents scold me after doing so, but they laugh at me at the same time. Why can’t they make up their mind? They give me a nice hot bath and a good back rub after playing so it’s a win-win for me!
I keep hearing my parents say that i’m a “young puppy” that they always have to take care of, or else I might end up getting lost. I don’t think so! I always growl and snarl at passing neighbors and I seem to scare them. That’s because i’m tough and scary! Although, sometimes it doesn’t work, and the strangers smile back and give me this doughy eyes like they want to touch me. No no no! Stranger danger!
The early morning walks are the best part of my day. I get to stretch my legs. I get to run around and smell the pavement. I also get to pee on posts to establish my territorial dominance and to let everyone know that “hey, Ash was here”
I own a soft and fluffy bed that was given to me as a gift by my grandpa. It’s heated so during winters it’s so warm and fuzzy. Just like me!
There’s a lot more about me that I can share but i’m getting tired and I think I have to take my 20th nap for the day.